May 2012
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Ugh this bra + romper was definitely not a winning combination. If boobs could suffocate, believe me they would have. But look how cute it iiiiis
(no squished boob shot though sorry bro)
Also yeah I’m in the kitchen because I’m “”“taking care of the spaghetti”“” like a grown up. I love it when people give me tasks involving food. Like “put...
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seriously how fun are skeletons to draw? everything fits together so perfectly and the lines are mostly straight but it doesn’t have to be in a harsh way and ugh i love iiiit
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harry styles is on radio one
remember how I said I was going to bed?
ha ha HA
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people-they-dont-understand:
The Vaccines - No...
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losemybuttons replied to your post: losemybuttons replied to your link: more shoes i…
Sales are the only time I actually buy anything there. Last time I swooped in there, grabbed a dress I had tried on months before and left after ten minutes. But there isn’t even a Mango in this one horse town.
Ugh me too. Well, their dumb prices are only part of the reason I rarely go there. The other...
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losemybuttons replied to your link: more shoes i want but are too expensive for Mango ballerina’s
I know. But €69.99?
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more shoes i want but are too expensive for Mango... →
womp womp woooooomp story of my life etc
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caesarindacoloseum:
i see you stabbin my chest when i thought we were friends
and im like
et tu
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I love it when animals get named normal people names. If I ever have a cat (not that I’m in the market for one, animals don’t like me), I’ll name it something like Jasper or something. Or a parrot named Jack. No, I’ll name my sparrow Jack. GET IT CAUSE JACK SPARROW HO HOHO.
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There’s a show about farmers on and they’re visiting one with a kid and OH MY GOD that baby’s staring at the presenter as if she’s made out of the actual shit he pooped out after lunch. Good lord, dat side-eye. I’ve never related to an infant this much. I wish my sister had taken a picture with her phone. She does that, btw. She takes pictures of everything dumb. You...
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(this is the dumbest post)
Eventually people will stop posting their 100 favourite pics of a celebrity, right? I don’t know why, but it annoys me. Like, that’s not even a valid series, is it? It’s just an excuse for you to post a lot of pictures of someone you like. And that’s fine. So just do it. Why do you feel the need to be all ‘hey I’m doing that 100 pictures thing so no one be...
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Who even has the authority to proclaim a phrase as the most beautiful phrase of the English language? That’s not a thing you can objectively decide, I’m sorry. And even if you could, it would not be ‘cellar door’. I mean come on, with all the round and wet sounds? Ew, no. Definitely not the most phonetically pleasing.
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“there is no wrong time to eat an eggroll”
– sam bringing the ultimate realness to icarly, ladies and gentlemen
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do you ever make up a pair of shoes you really want in your head and then scour the net in hopes that maybe hopefully some store will have had the same strappy/suede/heeled/sandal-vision as you and offers it at a reasonable prize and then as if by MAGIC you do find something eerily similar, but it looks like a flappy platypus :/
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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
Twitter is, essentially, like standing on street corners, shouting one-liners, and waiting for high fives.
While trying not to cry.
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When are they FINALLY going to stop playing Ai Se...
That song was released over a year ago, make it stop already GOD!
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I am sitting on the floor in the hallway because...
This is my favourite weather. All I’ve done today is eat and sunbathe. Aside from the fact that I really need to be studying for my exams already, I am super pleased with life right now.
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Anonymous asked: the blog that has a tag for alex called 'sheffield scum' is pulsifers.
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oh, that reminds me
(the rubbing my face against the doors-thing)
yesterday a bunch of us went eating and drinking by the water (aw summer activitieeezz yay). we’d been talking all evening about how weird it’s going to be when we’re not together anymore next year and how we’ll still go out and stuff and it’s going to be fine, but not the same obviously. then on our way back, we passed...
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but why am i even alive if i'm not going to the...
my friend joked about going to the venue that night anyway and hanging out outside in case someone has like a spare couple of tickets that they’d be willing to give out in return for idk our shoes and some witty puns? then i almost threw my drink at his face because how dare he even suggest such a thing when he knows i would.
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my sisters are outside playing with water and i just got legitimately upset at the amount of water they’re wasting. just think about the people who have to walk miles and miles to get to an actual water source and we’re just splashing it around like it can’t run out.
i’m the biggest part pooper in the history of party poopers.
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me re: members of my favourite bands...
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Interviewer: Will your next record be in one direction, or the other, or both?
Alex Turner: I think it will be more of the 'Wanted.'
Matt Helders: [chokes on laughter]
Alex Turner: That was a very 'in' joke, sorry. It was really necessary. My one opportunity. There are these two boy bands in the UK, one is called One Direction and the other one is called Wanted, so when you asked if the new record would be in "one direction"....
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Shit I wrote down while on the tram home:
a grown man in the city eating a gold magnum in a suit (the guy’s the one in the suit, not the ice cream)
the hardest, least graceful thing to do is run with boobs and a backpack
sexually attracted to people who can make smooth u-turn
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